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14 HURT IN HOTEL GAS BLAST
FIVE STAR
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Scene at
swanky hotel
November 23, 2014
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AT least 14 people were injured in
a suspected gas explosion at a
luxury hotel in central London.
The five-star Hyatt Regency
London – The Churchill, in Portman
Square, Marylebone, was evacuated
following the blast shortly before
midnight on Friday.
Five of the injured were taken to
hospital, including two with leg
wounds, and another nine people
were treated at the scene.
London Fire Brigade said the
explosion happened in the hotel’s
basement and caused part of the
building to collapse.
About 80 firefighters were at the
scene, including appliances with
specialist equipment to deal with
collapsed buildings, and around
500 people were evacuated.
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EUROSCEPTIC Tory MPs are pressing
David Cameron to toughen his position
on the EU and immigration in order to
piss on UKIP’s chips.
The Prime Minister has already promised to
set out more details of his proposal to negotiate
looser ties with Brussels.
But he could “take the legs” out of Nigel Farage’s
party by campaigning
By SIMON DEAN
for an ‘out’ vote in a
referendum
on
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simon@sundaysport.co.uk
membership if he fails
to claw back significant Andrew Bridgen, said:
powers, say MPs.
“If we don’t get a
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former Cabinet minister this country, he should
Owen Paterson are say he’ll recommend an
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next few days for Mr and lead it. I think that
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pledged to hold an in/
out referendum on our
EU membership by
2017 if he wins the next
election, will set out
plans to limit the number
of European migrants
joining the workforce in
his speech, sources say.
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FUMING Madonna has
slammed
Instagram
bosses,
telling
the
photo-sharing site: “Let
me show off my BOOBS!”
The singer is angry
that Kim Kardashian
was able to upload a
shot of her bare ARSE
last week.
But
nipples
and
breasts are BANNED
on Instagram.
Exposing the cheeky
double standard, Madge,
56, said: “It’s confusing.
Nipples are considered
forbidden and provocative
but exposing your ass is
not. #flummoxed.”
Kim’s bum exposure
came as she posed nude
for
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magazine.
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Ray of
Light
star Madonna has
never been shy about
getting her baps out,
having famously starred
in a simulated BUM
FUN scene with Willem
Dafoe in 1993 erotic
thriller
Body of Evidence.
Kasabian sorry for
‘London c**ts’ gaffe
OUTSPOKEN rockers Kasabian might not be welcome
back in the capital after branding Londoners “C*NTS”.
The Leicester-based band flashed up stage banners
on a screen behind them while performing in Glasgow.
And one read, “London is full of c*nts”.
Guitarist Serge Pizzorno (below) later blamed members
of his crew for the embarrassing gaffe.
The 33-year-old said: “The production team f**ked up.
There were supposed to be photos of mundane objects
in that section but instead I turned around in the middle
of one track and couldn’t believe my eyes.
“We were all shocked – and certainly didn’t mean to
offend anyone.”
Some fans weren’t happy with the slur, with one posting
on Twitter: “Branding London full of c*nts, yet happily
play 5 nights at Brixton for 40 quid.”
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the demise of Grohl’s
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Love – the wife of late
frontman Kurt Cobain
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of the band’s back
catalogue of tunes.
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she and Foo Fighters
star Dave, 45, are pals
again because of their
mutual
appreciations
of knockers.
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it out, and it was all good.
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SIR Bob Geldof unleashes a
pair of “bollocks” on live
television.
The crooning do-gooder
was promoting the latest
Band Aid single on Sky News
when he used the coarse
word twice.
Well, he did warn us he
doesn’t like Mondays. In fact,
they make him feel quite
teste.
He needs to wash his mouth out with soap
and water. And if he goes to help Ebola victims
in person, he needs to wash EVERYTHING with
bleach.
TUESDAY
EX-pop star Myleene
Klass attacks Labour
leader Ed Miliband over
his plans for a so-called
mansion tax.
Ed doesn’t seem to
like
Myleene
very
much. As a product of
reality television, he believes she is only famous as
a result of a dodgy voting process.
And that’s his job.
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LICKIN’
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Kendra
gets stuck
in on vid
By MATT FORREST
matt@sundaysport.co.uk
WEDNESDAY
A CREEPY Yank pick-up
artist is barred from entering
the UK over fears that he
could encourage sex pests.
The order was made by our
Home Secretary Theresa
May, who says Julien Blanc
definitely can’t come in. No chance,
matey. No way. Not a hope in hell.
He’s taking that as a flirtatious “maybe”.
CURVY Kendra Wilkinson’s
appearance on
I’m A
Celebrity...Get Me Out Of
Here!
has seen the number
of hits on her kinky online
SEX TAPE rocket.
Thousands of fellas up and
down the country took to
Google to find out more about
the blonde babe – and discovered
dozens of links to her naughty
performance!
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HONEY:
Kendra’s
set to get
steamy
THURSDAY
LABOUR deny being
out of touch with
normal people after a
party big-wig sneers
at a van driver with
England flags on his
home.
“We fully support
the right of anyone to
fly a flag,” said a spokesman, “but they should
remember to have the butler bring it down when
they leave town to spend some time in one of
their other homes.”
WIGAN chairman Dave Whelan
lands in hot water by saying
everyone calls Chinese people
“chinks”.
You would not expect him to
be rude to the Chinese.
Surely they represent a vast
and untapped market of people
who have not yet heard his story
about the time he broke his leg in the FA Cup final.
FRIDAY
The highly explicit, 26-minute
long video – made when she was
just 18 with her then boyfriend
Justin Frye – leaves NOTHING
to the imagination.
Kendra, now 29, can be seen
feverishly fiddling with herself,
gleefully W**KING and SUCKING
her ex’s chopper, and riding him
to an explosive climax.
But the Playboy model, once a
girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, now
says she’s ASHAMED of the tape.
She said: “It’s extremely
embarrassing. I am a very open
person, I am very honest about
myself, but a sex tape was
definitely not what I wanted in
my life. It wasn’t for anyone
else’s eyes.”
Despite her condemnation, it’s
reported Kendra, from San
Diego, California, received over
£400,000 and 50 per cent of profits
from the film on its 2010 release.
The married stunna – who also
who starred in
The Girl Next Door
for Playboy’s E! channel – seems
set to send temperatures soaring
Down Under.
She said: “I want some eye
candy. I want some jungle fever,
do you know what I am saying?
Wink, wink!
“If I have to do all these drills,
I would want a good looking guy.
I’d like a hot guy to motivate me.”
LOOK OUT! JIMMY’S A SHOE SHITTER
CAMPMATES had better watch
where they tread in the snake-
infested jungle camp… because
prankster Jimmy Bullard might take
a SHIT in their SHOE!
The former England midfielder is known
for his love of practical jokes.
And he says he and his old Wigan
Athletic teammates used to DUMP in
each other’s footwear.
The 36-year-old, who is being tipped to
win
I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!,
admitted: “You might think it sounds a
bit shit, but when someone rubs
Ralgex on their face thinking
it’s moisturiser or
br ushes
their
teeth with the stuff thinking that it’s
toothpaste, it’s really funny.
“I remember once, someone had a shit
in my shoe and I put my foot right into it.
Disgusting I know, but that stuff does go
on, and I did it too.
SATURDAY
PADDINGTON Bear fans are shocked to learn
that a new film about the lovable immigrant has
been given a PG rating for its saucy jokes.
The exact joke has
not been revealed but
it is rumoured be
about his favourite
breakfast food: What’s
the difference between
jam and marmalade?
You can’t marmalade
your knob up a girl’s
arse.
Crazy
“At Wigan, we had a great team spirit
and we were a bit of a Crazy Gang.
“I wouldn’t say we were exactly like
that Wimbledon side because they were
unique, but we were definitely together
and always had a laugh.
“Lads like Alan Mahon, Lee McCulloch,
Gary Teale and then Nicky Eaden and Ian
Breckin were always up to stuff.
“There were plenty of wrong ’uns
like me.”
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DRA’S
JOY OF
EX: stunna
and her
then fella
don’t hold
back
THE CAMP was
rocked by a series of
evil SMELLS yesterday.
The personal hygiene
of Jake Quickenden,
26, was really getting
up folks’ nostrils.
After he unleashed a
noxious bottom burp, he
apologised: “Sorry it just
crept out, better out
than in!”
Kendra Wilkinson
wasn’t happy, telling
him: “Something is
rotting in your arse.”
But Kendra herself
STINKS, according to
Jimmy White. He
slammed: “She smells
like a feral dog. I’ve not
known men to like that.”
The mood was only
lightened when Irish
pin-up Nadia Forde
stripped down to her bra.
Jake told her: “Gosh,
you’re not shy, are you?”
CENSORED
SHE may not be stripping
off or hooking up – but
telly babe Mel Sykes will
almost certainly be
LETTING RIP in the jungle!
The sexy presenter
revealed she used to
record the sound of her
own FARTS!
Mel, 44, made the
stinky confession during
an appearance on Radio 2
programme
Going Out
With Alan Carr.
She said: “When me
and my sisters were
younger we used to tape
our trumps. We really did.
We literally had tapes of
us breaking wind. We
didn’t have toys
to play
with!”
CENSORED
JOE’S GASH FLASH SHOCKER
RED-FACED telly host Laura
Whitmore was left stunned
after co-star Joe Swash
blurted-out that he could see
her MINGE!
Stunning Irish model and
presenter Laura, 29, had an
unfortunate wardrobe
malfunction when she flashed
her knickers on an episode of
I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out
of Here! NOW!
on ITV2 last
week.
And former
EastEnders
actor Joe, 32, promptly told
her: “Shut them legs Laura,
I’ve just seen what you had
for breakfast.”
Laughing at the brazen
outburst, Laura (right), from
Bray, Ireland, denied letting
her clunge hang loose,
shrieking: “I’m wearing
knickers!”
“Refers
to when a woman is
wearing a small skirt, sitting
or standing and you can see
the woman’s genitals.”
After the shocking moment
Joe tried to continue with the
show, talking about how the
next challenge was “going to
be scary.”
But funnyman Rob Beckett
(centre,
right)
– who hosts the
show with Laura and Joe –
wouldn’t let it lie, saying:
“What are we talking about
here Joe?”
STARTLED celebs
were scurrying for
cover yesterday after a
PYTHON slithered into
the camp.
Fortunately for the
contestants, the yellow
and black jungle carpet
python that made its
way under their
hammocks is not
venomous.
But that didn’t stop
rapper Tinchy Stryder,
28, shitting his pants as
he spilled his rice and
beans dinner in his lap.
One set source said:
“There are plenty of
deadly snakes in the
Australian jungle, but
thankfully this beast
didn’t pose much of
a threat.
“The critters must try
harder next time.”
Genitals
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