<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <tt xmlns:ttm="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#metadata" xmlns:tts="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#styling"> <head> <metadata> <title>So Ghetto</title> <region>US</region> <language>en-US</language> <guid>urn:uuid:84b76278-0564-37b5-9d8b-f32f3086f8ed</guid> <emailid></emailid></metadata> <styling> <style xml:id="defaultCaption" tts:fontSize="10" tts:fontFamily="SansSerif" tts:fontWeight="normal" tts:fontStyle="normal" tts:textDecoration="none" tts:color="white" tts:backgroundColor="black"/> </styling> </head> <body> <div style="s0"> <p begin="00:00:00.832" end="00:00:04.410">-I like the food here, but the bathrooms are ghetto as hell.</p> <p begin="00:00:04.410" end="00:00:05.410">-So ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:00:05.410" end="00:00:06.890">-Oh my god, yes. </p> <p begin="00:00:06.890" end="00:00:09.890">-Like they still have those like double faucet sinks.</p> <p begin="00:00:09.890" end="00:00:11.030">-I know, I hate that. </p> <p begin="00:00:11.030" end="00:00:12.665">Like, what year is it? </p> <p begin="00:00:12.665" end="00:00:14.140">Please, get it together. </p> <p begin="00:00:14.140" end="00:00:15.010">-Yeah. </p> <p begin="00:00:15.010" end="00:00:17.980">-Speaking of ghetto, I took an Uber X here,</p> <p begin="00:00:17.980" end="00:00:20.630">and for the first time, my driver picked me up</p> <p begin="00:00:20.630" end="00:00:22.830">in a busted ass Toyota. </p> <p begin="00:00:22.830" end="00:00:25.820">And literally, his wife was in the front seat.</p> <p begin="00:00:25.820" end="00:00:27.355">-Oh, that is so ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:00:27.355" end="00:00:28.580">-It was the worst. </p> <p begin="00:00:28.580" end="00:00:30.820">-Oh my god, I would have just walked.</p> <p begin="00:00:30.820" end="00:00:33.130">-Megan, how's your living situation?</p> <p begin="00:00:33.130" end="00:00:35.180">-Oh, it's so ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:00:35.180" end="00:00:37.910">I'm still living with that poor family in low-income government</p> <p begin="00:00:37.910" end="00:00:41.080">housing, and my roommate, Mr. Otis,</p> <p begin="00:00:41.080" end="00:00:43.080">lost his job at the car wash again.</p> <p begin="00:00:43.080" end="00:00:45.930">So he doesn't have his part of the rent</p> <p begin="00:00:45.930" end="00:00:47.645">for like the millionth time. </p> <p begin="00:00:47.645" end="00:00:49.270">And now he's back to selling pot again,</p> <p begin="00:00:49.270" end="00:00:51.435">so our apartment's like always filled with randos.</p> <p begin="00:00:55.580" end="00:00:58.580">-You mean, literally in the ghetto?</p> <p begin="00:00:58.580" end="00:01:00.410">-That sounds really awful. </p> <p begin="00:01:00.410" end="00:01:02.400">-Yeah, I'm sorry. </p> <p begin="00:01:02.400" end="00:01:04.629">-And the landlord was like banging</p> <p begin="00:01:04.629" end="00:01:07.400">on our door all freaking night because he needs the rent</p> <p begin="00:01:07.400" end="00:01:09.050">money right now. </p> <p begin="00:01:09.050" end="00:01:10.330">For God knows what. </p> <p begin="00:01:10.330" end="00:01:12.440">And I'm like, what the hell? </p> <p begin="00:01:12.440" end="00:01:16.280">Who needs $285 at 3:00 am? </p> <p begin="00:01:16.280" end="00:01:18.600">So ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:01:18.600" end="00:01:21.610">-So, um, yesterday, I ran out of Sriracha</p> <p begin="00:01:21.610" end="00:01:25.230">and had to put Texas Pete on my pad thai.</p> <p begin="00:01:25.230" end="00:01:26.310">-So ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:01:26.310" end="00:01:28.690">-Guys, I had to eat sushi with a fork</p> <p begin="00:01:28.690" end="00:01:32.750">because the delivery guy forgot to bring me chopsticks.</p> <p begin="00:01:32.750" end="00:01:35.070">-The elevator in my building was broken again</p> <p begin="00:01:35.070" end="00:01:38.040">so I had to walk up like 17 flights of stairs,</p> <p begin="00:01:38.040" end="00:01:41.350">even the ones that go outside, and there was just</p> <p begin="00:01:41.350" end="00:01:45.620">like some baby standing in the staircase.</p> <p begin="00:01:45.620" end="00:01:49.570">And he is literally wearing a pamper, nothing else.</p> <p begin="00:01:49.570" end="00:01:52.980">I mean, how ghetto is that? </p> <p begin="00:01:52.980" end="00:01:53.980">-Um. </p> <p begin="00:01:53.980" end="00:01:56.460">Very. </p> <p begin="00:01:56.460" end="00:01:57.930">-Was the baby OK? </p> <p begin="00:01:57.930" end="00:01:59.260">-Did you call the cops? </p> <p begin="00:01:59.260" end="00:02:00.270">-Ugh, as if. </p> <p begin="00:02:00.270" end="00:02:03.060">I freaking took out my phone to dial 911,</p> <p begin="00:02:03.060" end="00:02:05.370">and the baby literally said to me,</p> <p begin="00:02:05.370" end="00:02:07.410">snitches get stitches, bitch. </p> <p begin="00:02:07.410" end="00:02:12.440">And I'm like, um, OMG, you're literally three years</p> <p begin="00:02:12.440" end="00:02:13.510">old right now. </p> <p begin="00:02:13.510" end="00:02:14.694">What are you even saying? </p> <p begin="00:02:14.694" end="00:02:17.360">And then he asked me if I was on Instagram, because apparently I</p> <p begin="00:02:17.360" end="00:02:20.360">have a fatty for a white girl. </p> <p begin="00:02:20.360" end="00:02:23.380">-Um, that-- that's actually the most ghetto</p> <p begin="00:02:23.380" end="00:02:26.662">thing I've ever heard. </p> <p begin="00:02:26.662" end="00:02:27.620">-Why do you live there? </p> <p begin="00:02:27.620" end="00:02:29.200">Aren't your parents loaded? </p> <p begin="00:02:29.200" end="00:02:31.057">-I mean, barely? </p> <p begin="00:02:31.057" end="00:02:35.350">-Um, oh, so I went out for drinks with this guy,</p> <p begin="00:02:35.350" end="00:02:39.601">and he literally asked me to split the bill.</p> <p begin="00:02:39.601" end="00:02:40.100">-Ew. </p> <p begin="00:02:40.100" end="00:02:41.620">That's so ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:02:41.620" end="00:02:43.230">-I can't even imagine. </p> <p begin="00:02:43.230" end="00:02:45.020">Guys are like so cheap. </p> <p begin="00:02:45.020" end="00:02:49.770">-Uh, I asked Jamarcus for a drink, he took me to a bodega.</p> <p begin="00:02:49.770" end="00:02:53.120">He bought me a gallon of fruit punch for $1.09,</p> <p begin="00:02:53.120" end="00:02:57.720">and then was so pissed that they raised the price 10 cents.</p> <p begin="00:02:57.720" end="00:02:59.432">-Who's Jamarcus? </p> <p begin="00:02:59.432" end="00:03:02.190">-Oh, you know those nine guys that are always standing</p> <p begin="00:03:02.190" end="00:03:03.700">in front of my building? </p> <p begin="00:03:03.700" end="00:03:06.130">-Um, the guys that are always in winter coats,</p> <p begin="00:03:06.130" end="00:03:08.200">even in the summertime? </p> <p begin="00:03:08.200" end="00:03:08.850">-Yes. </p> <p begin="00:03:08.850" end="00:03:11.490">But the one that's always shirtless</p> <p begin="00:03:11.490" end="00:03:14.380">holding a pitbull leash with no pitbull on it.</p> <p begin="00:03:14.380" end="00:03:16.340">-OK. </p> <p begin="00:03:16.340" end="00:03:18.590">-Yeah, I mean, he makes me so mad.</p> <p begin="00:03:18.590" end="00:03:20.340">One time I asked him to buy me cigarettes,</p> <p begin="00:03:20.340" end="00:03:22.916">and he literally just bought me two.</p> <p begin="00:03:22.916" end="00:03:24.342">Two loose cigarettes. </p> <p begin="00:03:24.342" end="00:03:26.690">They weren't even the same brand.</p> <p begin="00:03:26.690" end="00:03:28.910">It's so ghetto. </p> <p begin="00:03:28.910" end="00:03:31.660">-Megan, you gotta get out of that neighborhood.</p> <p begin="00:03:31.660" end="00:03:34.490">-Seriously, why are you there? </p> <p begin="00:03:34.490" end="00:03:37.950">-Cause it's only 11 blocks from the train.</p> <p begin="00:03:37.950" end="00:03:40.810">I'm in the city in under two hours.</p> <p begin="00:03:40.810" end="00:03:42.890">And they have the best tacos. </p> <p begin="00:03:42.890" end="00:03:44.845">...
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