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1- What are two things people never eat
before breakfast?
2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water
out the window?
3- Why did the man throw the butter out the
window?
4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
5- What has two hands and a face, but no
arms and legs?
6- What has a neck, but no head?
7- Where is the ocean the deepest?
8- "What letter of the alphabet is always
waiting in order?"
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of
the window?
10- What State in the United States is High
in the middle and round at the ends?
11- How do you spell mousetrap?
12- How many legs does an ant have?
13- How many people are buried in that
cemetery?
14- What can't be used until it's broken?
15- What do tigers have that no other ani-
mals have?
16- What is Black and white and read (red)
all over?
17- Why is number six afraid ?
18- What did number 1 say to 7?
19- Which is the most self-centered letter of
the alphabet?
20- Which letter is always trying to find rea-
sons?
21- Which letter is not me?
22- What letter can do the work in one day
that you can do in two days?
23- Why is the A like a flower?
24- Why is the letter "A" like noon?
25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots
of water?"
26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs
and a tail?
27- What is as big as a horse but doesn't
weigh anything?
28- What begins with T, ends with T and has
T in it?
29- What did zero say to eight?
30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the
winter?
31- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday,
Friday and Saturday have in common?
32- Which room has no doors, no windows.
33- What gets wetter as it dries?
34- A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two
days later he rode home on Tuesday.
How is this possible?
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35- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
36- A father and his son were in a car acci-
dent. The father died. The son was taken
to the hospital. The doctor came in and
said: I can't do surgery on him, because
he's my son. Who was the doctor?
37- Why did the student take a ladder to
school?
38- What are the two strongest days of the
week?
39- What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
40- Which is faster, heat or cold?
41- How many apples can you eat if your
stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5
42- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer
space?
43- What do you call a Spaniard who can't
find his car?
44- What's the difference between electricity
and lightening?
45- What part of your body disappears when
you stand up?
46- What do you call a witch at the beach?
47- What's the difference between a lion with
toothache and a wet day?
48- Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
49- What do you call a fish without an eye?
50- What has thirteen hearts but no body
and no soul?
51- What do you call a fish that only cares
about himself?
52- Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
53- What's a minimum?
54- Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
55- What's got a head and a tail, but no
body?
56- What's got a wave but no sea?
57- Where does a boxer who weighs 135
kilograms sit on a bus?
58- What makes "oom" and gives milk?
59- Where does Dracula stay when he goes
to New York City?
60- What do cows like to read?
61- What is the longest word?
62- What is the word that everybody always
says wrong?
63- What five-letter word becomes shorter
when you add two letters to it?
64- What's the longest word in the diction-
ary?
65- How many seconds are there in one
year?
66- What two days of the week start with the
letter "T"?
67- Why did the pony have a sore throat?
68- What did the undertaker die of?
69- Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
70- How do porcupines kiss each other?
71- What has four wheels and flies?
72- What has teeth but can't bite?
73- Why did the chicken cross the road?
74- Why do people call their own language
their mother tongue?
75- Why is it impossible to starve in the
desert?
76- Do you know where people send a horse
when it is sick?
77- What did the doctor say when the invisi-
ble man called to make an appointment?
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78- Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?
79- What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
80- How do you catch a squirrel?
81- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
82- Where do cows go for entertainment?
83- What animal is it that has four legs a tail
and flies?
84- What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
85- What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
86- What did one light bulb say to another
light bulb?
87- What flowers have two lips?
88- They travel all over the world but end up
in the corner, what are they?
89- Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy
cow fell off the cliff?
90- What is the difference between a jeweler
and a jailor?
91- Why do cows have bells?
92- Why were the little drops of ink crying?
93- How many sheep does it take to make
one wool sweater?
94- What's a teacher's favorite nation?
95- What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?
96- In what state does it cost the most to
live in?
97- What did the cannibal who was late for
dinner get?
98- What do you call a dog with no legs?
99- How do you top a car?
100- Is there a word in the English language
that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
101- Why do birds fly south for the winter?
102- What is the tallest building in our town?
103- What did the fish say when he hit the
wall?
104- The teacher speaking to a student said,
"Saud, name two pronouns."
105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk
about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am
beautiful," which tense is it?
106- What is orange and sounds like parrot?
107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the
Empire State Building?
108- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a
sentence "I is ...".
110- How should you dress on a cold day?
111- Why do witches fly about on broom-
sticks?
112- Who tells chicken jokes?
113- What's white when it's dirty, and black
when it's clean?
114- What's the capital of "England"?
115- What do we tell the donkey worn its
pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)?
116- What's "bacteria"?
117- What's the biggest part in a car?
118- What day do fish hate?
119- Why are roosters the neatest birds?
120- Which three letters of the alphabet do
all the work?
121- What illness do you get in China?
122- What do you get if you cross a baby
with a U.F.O.?
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123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat
following you?
124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ?
125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then -
the Stone Age. What came next?
126- What's the easiest way to double your
money?
127- Which driver never commits a traffic
offence?
128- When does it rain money?
129- What gets dirty by washing?
130- What would be worse than finding a
maggot in an apple you 're eating ?
131- What is the best day for cooking bacon
and eggs?
132- What do Martians eat for breakfast?
133- What is round and red and goes up and
down?
134- What is a sick crocodile called?
135- What can make a cow fly?
136- 'Did you hear about the man who
invented a device for looking through
walls?'
'No, what does he call it?'
137- What was awarded to the inventor of
door knockers?
138- Teacher - How many seconds are there
in a year?!
139- What kind of running means walking?
140- What nail should you never hit with a,
hammer?
141- Who wrote Great Eggspectations?
142- What is it that occurs once in a second,
once in a month, once in a century, yet
not at all in an hour, or a week or a
year?
143- Five automobiles were lined up bumper
to bumper. How many bumpers were
actually touching each other?
144- How many parts of the human body can
you name that have only three letters?
145- How far do you have to count before
using the letter A in spelling a number?
146- Name as many articles as you can think
of that start with the letter S that are
worn on the feet.
147- What continent do you see when you
look in the mirror in the morning?
148- What is found in the very center of both
America and Australia?
149- What relatives are dependent on you?
150- Why is the letter T like an island?
151- What part of London is in France?
152- Nine crows sat on a limb of a tree.
Farmer Jones shot three of them. How
many crows remained?
153- Which is the loudest vowel?
154- What is it that no man ever yet did see,
which never was, but always will be?
155- How many birthdays does the average
person have?
156- What is a beautiful cat?
157- What is an unusual seat?
158- What is a comical rabbit?
159- What is an angry boy?
160- What is an irritated employer?
161- What is a bashful insect?
162- What is a large hog?
163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl?
164- What is a joyful father?
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165- What is a noisy group of people?
166- The more you take, the more you leave
behind. What are they?
167- What can you cut with a knife and
never see a mark?
168- What asks no questions but receives a
lot of answers?
169- What grows bigger the more you take
from it?
170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What
was it?
171- What goes up but never comes down?
172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it
water, it will die. What is it?
173- What time is it when an elephant sits on
a fence?
174- Something that shines in the sky at
night
Changes to rodents that gnaw and bite.
175- A fruit that's green and often sour
Becomes a distance you walk in an
hour.
176- Something that frogs do very well
Can be the sound of a ringing bell.
177- An animal that eats a paper or can
Becomes the cloak of a Roman man.
178- What helps you keep your teeth togeth-
er?
179- How do you make a lemon drop?
180- What is all over the house?
181- What is a UFB?
182- Why did the teenager put his clock in
the oven?
183- When can a man be six feet tall and be
short at the same time?
184- What happens to a refrigerator when
you pull its plug?
185- Why did the teenager put sugar under
her pillow?
186- What is the first thing that a gardener
puts in the garden?
187- What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
188- What do you call a person who doesn't
have all his fingers on one hand?
189- What's the best thing to take when
you're run over by a car?
190- How many months have twenty-eight
days?
191- Name five things that contain milk.
192- By inserting the same letter 16 times in
appropriate places, this jumble of let-
ters will be transformed into a sentence
of some sense: VRY VNING RNST ARND
IGHTN CNTS XCDINGLY ASILY.
193- A man was locked in a room with only a
bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did
he drink, how did he eat, and how did
he get out? Another man was locked in
a room with only a mirror and a table.
How did he get out? A third man was
locked in an empty room. How did he
escape?
194- A man goes into a bar and asks for a
glass of water. The barman pulls out a
gun, and points it at the customer.
"Thank you" replies the customer and
walks out. What happened?
195- How can you throw a tennis ball with all
your strength and, without it hitting a
wall or other obstruction, have it stop
and come right back to you?
196- How close a relative would the sister-
in-law of your father's only brother be?
197- It takes 4 1/2 hours for a jet plane to
fly between the east and west coasts of
the United States. One plane leaves Los
Angeles for New York at 4:40 o'clock,
while another plane leaves New York for
Los Angeles at 6 o'clock. Which plane
will be closer to New York when they
pass each other?
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