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August
2008
Infield
Insider
Transcript


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Inc.
Confidential
and
Proprietary
‐
Copyright
2008
Mehow™,
Inc.
www.mehow.tv
and

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Infield
Insider

August

Jack
of
Diamonds

00:12

JackofDiamonds:

Hey,
how’s
it
going?

You
guys
look
kind
of
cool,
I
thought
I’d
come
say
hi.

HBBudLight:

What?

JackofDiamonds:

You
guys
look
kind
of
cool,
I
thought
I’d
say
hi…

HBBudLight:

I
am
kind
of
cool.

JackofDiamonds:

Rea—Obviously…

Here’s
to
being
cool!

HBBudLight:

Are
you
drinking
a
Guinness?

JackofDiamonds:

I
am
drinking
a
Guinness.

Are
you
drinking
a
Bud
Light?

HBBudLight:

I’m
a
promoter…

JackofDiamonds:

I
don’t
know
what
it
is,
but
I
feel
like
buying
that
bud
light
for
some
reason

right
now.

Maybe
it’s
the
way
you’re
holding
it…
I
feel
slightly
seduced,
I
don’t
know.
Really…


What’s
your
name?

HBBudLight:

<Confidentiality
Mute>

JackofDiamonds:

My
name’s
Ryan…

HBBudLight:

You
should
have
a
more
firm
handshake
than
that!

JackofDiamonds:

Well,
you
didn’t…
you
didn’t
firm
up
your
hand.

Alright,
now
I’ll
give
you
a

handshake…

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Inc.
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2008
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Inc.
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HBBudLight:

I
was
expecting
you
to
have
a
more
firm
handshake
than
me!

JackofDiamonds:

Really?

HBBudLight:

It’s
a
little
intimidating
when
I
have
a
firmer
handshake
than
a
guy!

JackofDiamonds:

This
is
how…
This
is
how
I
do
my
handshakes…

HBBudLight:

Let’s
pretend
we
never
knew
each
other.

JackofDiamonds:

If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
I
heard
that!

HBBudLight:

Hi,
my
name
is
<Confidentiality
Mute>!

JackofDiamonds:

Why
are
you
talking
to
me‐‐

HBBudLight:

Nice
to
meet
you!

JackofDiamonds:

Weird,
weird
strange—
You
seem
like
a
nice
person,
so
I’ll
keep
talking
to

you!

HBBudLight:


I
am!

JackofDiamonds:

You
know
how
I
know
you’re
a
nice
person?

Because
you
have
a
good

handshake.

I
always
trust
somebody
who
haa
a
good
handshake‐‐

HBBudLight:

You
do,
too!

And
that’s
why
I
am
going
to
continue
talking
to
you!

JackofDiamonds:

That
would
be
cool
if
the
conversation
actually
started
that
way!

HBBudLight:

Yea!

JackofDiamonds:

<Confidentiality
Mute>
You’re
a
fun
person!

HBBudLight:

I
have
a
bt
in
my
face.

JackofDiamonds:

What’s
her
first
name?

HBBudLight:

<Confidentiality
Mute>
I
like
to
call
her
<Confidentiality
Mute>
Only
because
I’ve

known
her
for
five
years…

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JackofDiamonds:

I
like
my
friends
I’ve
known
for
five
years…
They’re
good
people…
This
is…

Meet
my
friends!

You’re
getting
in
the
middle
of
something
big
here!

I’m
just
messing,
I’m

Ryan!

HBBudLight:

<Confidentiality
Mute>

JackofDiamonds:

You
see
that
nice
firm
handshake!

She
taught
me
how
to…

HBFriend:

Oh
I
hate
wimpy
handshakes
from
a
man!

HBBudLight:

That’s
why
I
had
to
forget
about
the
first
one,
and
we
had
to
re‐do
it!

HBFriend:

There’s
nothing
worse
than
a
wimpy
handshake.

You
know
like
Limp
wrist,
like
this…

It’s
nice
to
meet
you…

JackofDiamonds:

If
someone
doesn’t
squeeze
my
hand,
I
won’t
squeeze
their
hand
hard…

HBBudLight:

You
got
to
lead,
you
got
to
lead…

JackofDiamonds:

Come
on,
squeeze
that.

Come
on,
that
Betty
Page…

Are
you
from
San
Diego,

or
what?

I’m
from
LA.

I’m
visiting
for
the
weekend.

HBBudLight:

What?

JackofDiamonds:

I’m
visiting
for
the
weekend.
I’m
down
here
to
sample
the
San
Diego
culture

for
the
weekend.

HBBudLight:

What
do
you
think?

JackofDiamonds:

It
cracks
me…
I
think
it’s
hilarious.

I
don’t
know,
are
you
originally
from
here?

HBBudLight:

No.

JackofDiamonds:


No?

HBBudLight:

I’ve
been
here
for
7
years.

Not
originally…
but
I’ve
been
here
for...

JackofDiamonds:

What?

HBBudLight:

Not
originally,
but
I’ve
been
here
for
quite
a
few
years.

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JackofDiamonds:

Where
are
you
from
originally?

HBBudLight:

Fresno…

JackofDiamonds:

Like,
uh…

HBBudLight:

Like
Fresno.

JackofDiamonds:

I
was
trying
to
think
of
something…
but
all
I
pictured
as
a
blank
picture
of

land.

So
I
drew
a
blank,
that’s
exactly
what
Fresno
is…
in
real
life.

Real
cool,
I’m
glad
we’re
on

the
same
page
here.

Now,
I’m
glad
you
came
down
to
San
Diego…

HBBudLight:

What
do
you
think?

JackofDiamonds:

What
do
I
think
of
San
Diego?

I
think
all
of
the
guys—

4:38

HBBudLight:

The
guys
here
suck!

JackofDiamonds:

They
all
got
on
those
shorts,
and
sandals
and
they’re
like
what’s
up
bro!

HBBudLight:

I
don’t
take
anyone
serious
here.

I
don’t
take
you
serious
here!

JackofDiamonds:

I’m
from
Hollywood,
so…

HBBudLight:

What
does
that
mean?

JackofDiamonds:

That
means‐‐

HBBudLight:

How
long
have
you
been
there?

JackofDiamonds:

Five
years.

HBBudLight:

You
kind
of
have
ownerhip,
but
not
really…

JackofDiamonds:

Really?

What’s
the
official
ownership
entitlement
for
the,
uh?

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Inc.
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2008
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Inc.
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