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Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
[1]
校
: school grass. Flower (校 ) refers to female beauties. The grass
草
花
refers to handsome males.
[2]
大哥:
Big brother. Or how one refers to a male who is older than
them.
[3]
来 后
Slang for nepotism or using one’s connections to achieve
走
门:
something unfairly.
[4]
菊
: chrysanthemum, also slang for a certain orifice on the lower part
花
of the body.
Yi Gong had lived together in the same dorm as Mo Zha Ta for four
years and it was only today that he found that this guy actually was rich.
All this started when Yu Gong went to Mo Zha Ta’s office to find some
food. Mo Zha Ta was busy and carelessly said: “There’s crackers in the
drawer, get it yourself.”
The result was that when Yu Gong opened the drawer, he didn’t see any
crackers. What he did see on the very top was a buyer’s contract. Yu
Gong’s eyes widened as he took it out for a look and inhaled in
shock.
Kao!
There were two of them! The one on the top was for an
unfinished apartment, about 180 meters squared. The closing date was
next year. The papers under that was for a move-in-ready home, about a
hundred square meters, two bedrooms, two living rooms. The location
was first-rate and the furnishings were luxurious.
The two apartments together would cost nearly ten million and they
were paid for through a one-time cash deposit. At the very bottom
where the buyer’s signature should be, there was Mo Zha Ta’s real name
–– Hao Mei.
Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
Perhaps it was that Yu Gong’s expression was over-exaggerated. A
certain fellow employee that was passing by was attracted and came
over to take a look. Whoa! Shocked too.
And to no one’s surprise, all the single men in the company were
shocked. Mo Zha Ta suddenly became a rat caught crossing the street.
Yu Gong, with a broken heart, shook him relentlessly: “Mei
ge,
say
something, say something. Why didn’t you take me along when you
robbed a bank?!”
The other co-workers were also really hurt: “Hao Mei
ge,
do you have
anything left from winning the lottery? Buy us an apartment too!”
“Hao Mei
ge,
what was a rich person like you hiding in the middle of
our league of proletariats for!”
Yu Gong’s anger rose came straight from his heart: “When we were
studying, you kept on pretending to be poor. You borrowed so many
fifty dollars from me!”
“Did you think I wanted to? I was really poor!” Mo Zha Ta was on the
verge of fainting from Yu Gong’s shaking. He struggled free, “Laozi (I)
secretly put in my request for UA Compsci after the higher education
exams, and not for the management at UZ that my father wanted. My
father only gave me six hundred a month for living expenses. I’m still
regretful. If I knew that Bei Jing had sandstorms and
laosan,
I wouldn’t
have come!”
Xiao Nai, who was coming over to maintain order, stopped when he
heard that he was relegated to the same category as sandstorms. He
stayed to one side and took out his cellphone to broadcast live to Wei
Wei.
Mo Zha Ta was forced by the mob towards the corner and had to yell:
“Stop pushing, I’ll take you guys to dinner! To dinner!”
After work, Mei
ge
took his little wallet and resentfully took everyone to
eat seafood. Other than Xiao Nai who had other things and did go,
everybody else from the company went. The attack was very strong.
Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
When they were eating, Mo Zha Ta had to surrender the truth: “My
parents came to visit last week. I didn’t want to go back home so before
they left they helped me buy so I could find a wife.”
It would have been better if he hadn’t said anything. The rage that had
settled as people ate seafood started to burn again.
“Kao, why buy two apartments? You want to get two wives?”
Mo Zha Ta -_-|||
Seeing that the mob was reforming in the room, Mo Zha Ta suddenly
found evil inspiration that would allow them to fight among themselves.
He pretended to have suddenly remembered, “Oh right, I almost forgot.
The apartment I’m living in now still has a free room. Who wants to
move in? I don’t take rent.”
Everybody stilled and then yelled together: “Me!!!”
That turned out very loud. Mo Zha Ta’s hand shook and he almost
threw away his oyster. “That room is a bit small, it can only hold one
person. You guys … …”
He purposefully looked around as if he was in a dilemma.
Hou Zi Jiu, who had come over to eat at the rich person’s expense,
grabbed his hand: “Brother, we’ve lived together for four years. You
can’t abandon me now.”
Yu Gong shoved him aside: “Get lost. You graduate students have
residences.
Laozi
has showered together with Mei
ge.
You can’t compare
to me!”
Co-worker A: “Yu Gong, you have to think clearly. In the future when
you find a girlfriend, and you take her home,
kao,
wouldn’t she get won
over by Mei
ge’s
apartment.”
Yu Gong shamelessly said: “That’s perfect.
Laozi
and my
niangzi
will
spend our whole life mooching off Mei
ge.”
Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
Everybody was defeated by him. “That’s vicious.”
A certain co-worker from the art department started sniggering: “Look
at this mess of relationships! Mei
ge,
how many green hats have you put
on KO’s head?”
Everybody was reminded of Hao Mei
ge
and KO’s “martial” status and
turned to look at KO, who hadn’t spoke at all. He was sitting on the
inside corner, silently cracking open a crab, his eyes not looking up even
a bit.
Mo Zha Ta coughed once and twisted the leaning tower back:
“Anyways, we’re all brothers. I’d feel bad whoever I let come over.
~~~Oh, you guys decide. Just tell me the result.”
Everybody’s attention left KO’s side and a new round of discussion and
mutual criticism began. The mob instantly turned into an internal
struggle. Mo Zha Ta took the chance and started eating furiously, feeling
incomparably good.
After eating through such a mess, it was time to pay the bill. The
waitress smiled and stood at Mo Zha Ta’s side: “Thank you for your
patronage, the total is … … yuan”
The co-workers jumped in fright: “This expensive?”
Of course, seafood was never going to be cheap, but they didn’t think it
was this expensive. Mo Zha Ta was the one that took them here, they
didn’t know the prices beforehand.
Under the guilty faces of everybody else, Mo Zha Ta gracefully swiped
his card and signed. He then sighed lightly: “After being low-key for so
long,
laozi
has almost forgotten was it was when I could spend money
like dirt.”
The guilt immediately dissipated. Everybody was struck by lightning.
Of course, there were exceptions. A certain somebody stared with starry
eyes at Hao Mei
ge:
“Rich person. That motion of swiping, it’s not Mei
ge
(Brother Mei), it’s obviously Mei
shao
(Young Master Mei)!”
Mei Ren’s Smile is Also Alluring 1 Cohabitation
After seafood, Mei
shao
took everybody to karaoke. The crowd partied
until midnight before leaving.
The second day was a Saturday. Mo Zha Ta had been planning to sleep
until noon. Who knew that at nine in the morning, the doorbell rang. Mo
Zha Ta muttered as he went to open the door. Who could it be?
Security? The neighbors? He just moved over so nobody should know
where he lived.
Opening the door, he found the person standing outside was ––
KO?
Was he still asleep?
“KO?” Mo Zha Ta said in shock, “Why are you here?”
KO’s face was expressionless. He raised his right hand which was
holding two large plastic bags, “To go through the back door.” [3]
“Ah?” Mo Zha Ta looked in bewilderment at the fish tail that appeared
out of the plastic bag. KO walked past him, straight to the kitchen and
surveyed one round before returning.
“You’re kitchen has nothing.”
“Da
ge
[2], I just moved in a few days ago.”
KO moved without speaking towards the living room. He opened the
computer, then opened Word and started to type. After a while, the
printer spat out a piece of paper.
KO handed it to Mo Zha Ta: “Change clothes, go to the market, buy
according to the paper.”
Mo Zha Ta looked down at the items on the paper ––frying pan, flat pan,
rice cooker, purple earthenware pot, spatula, oven, microwave, electric
baking pan, soy sauce, chicken stock … … etcetera, etcetera.

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