1 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,115 Riley. 2 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,755 Hedda, that outfit looks amazing. 3 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,325 Well, they loved it at city hall! 4 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:30,627 Yes, it's always impressive when a priest wears knock off Pucci. 5 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,633 What would you expect? Vatican drag? 6 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,135 No, but what'd the groom think? 7 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,296 Why do you think they're shipping her off to Vermont? 8 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:37,635 Exactly. 9 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,742 Riley! 10 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:44,144 Hey guys, this is my other half, Riley. 11 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,341 We've read all about you on Markus' blog. 12 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:47,576 Oh, how's the rash? 13 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,845 Yeah! Has it cleared it up yet? 14 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,450 Markus claims to have writer's block 15 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,215 but all he does is blog, blog, biog! 16 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,687 I didn't know you had writer's block! 17 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:56,251 That's because he hasn't blogged about it. 18 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,827 I'm just a little stuck on my new novel. 19 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:58,753 Oh, what's it about? 20 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,622 It's about a gay couple having a biological child. 21 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:02,799 So it's horror? 22 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,304 If we had kids, could you imagine what we would be doing right now? 23 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,638 Carpooling? 24 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,369 You blogged about my rash? 25 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,578 Sorry, honey. 26 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:15,678 Baby. 27 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,324 Hey Zeus. 28 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,420 Do you take change? 29 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:32,157 You cheap little bitch. 30 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,492 Sodomites, this is about me for once! 31 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,565 First I want to thank manhunt.net 32 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,364 for sponsoring my wedding reception. 33 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,302 Welcome! 34 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:48,340 You know, my relatives wanted me to have a traditional ceremony. 35 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:49,779 Hello?! 36 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,273 You are my family! 37 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:53,314 You've been with me through it all: 38 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,922 Fat, thin. A horrible addiction to very expensive handbags. 39 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,689 But now I've got Michael! 40 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:01,824 Where's Michael? 41 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,660 Where is my man? 42 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,520 Give me back my man! 43 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,720 Oh there you are! 44 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,867 Many of you are thinking you're not gonna see me again after today. 45 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,434 That I'm gonna disappear like all the fag hags of your youth. 46 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,432 Well, you're rig ht 47 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:21,405 Finally I found a man who loves me and my pussy. 48 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:26,382 I said he loves my pussy! 49 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,577 And he's gonna tear it apart behind that picket fence! 50 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:33,818 We love you Audrey! 51 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,587 Oh, I love you too 52 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:41,462 You know I lasted as long as I could with my boys. 53 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,499 Longer than any fag hag ever has. 54 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:47,829 Well... 55 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,871 Any except Violet. 56 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,637 Toss the bouquet already! 57 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,246 The bouquet is yours Violet, if I had one. 58 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,615 He's working at the salon tonight. 59 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:08,690 But you're still together? 60 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,589 Of course. Darian's perfect. 61 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,354 I actually think, I'm falling in love with... 62 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,462 Apparently Dan's cock is so huge - 63 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,792 that the only way to fit it in your mouth - 64 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:16,763 is to suck it while it's still soft. 65 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,662 Is that Beer Can Dan? 66 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:22,505 Yeah. 67 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,565 What about Darian? 68 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,336 Oh, Darian and Luke have an understanding. 69 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,844 Uh oh, cock-block. 70 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,015 Deflected! 71 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,422 Luke may have more experience... 72 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,957 But his opponent is tenacious 73 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:42,986 It's battle of the bottoms. 74 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:44,987 And the biggest loser comes out on top! 75 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:46,922 Hey beautiful! 76 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:50,434 Hey Zeus, you beast! Look at ya. 77 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,569 Oh, I love it when you tease me! 78 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,638 So, I hear you and Luke are joining forces. 79 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,932 Yes. God I love that guy. 80 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,277 He gave me his whole email list he's getting sponsors 81 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:00,934 Oh, your benefit is going to be off the hook. 82 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,379 New ink? 83 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,014 Yeah, check it out. 84 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,345 Ten years HIV positive, still kicking. 85 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:08,878 You don't have to brand yourself. 86 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,683 I just want everyone to know there is life after: 87 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,389 Well, I'll be with you in sickness 88 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:14,923 and in health, count on it. 89 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:16,392 I love you. 90 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:17,459 Paparazzi! 91 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,595 Next Magazine 92 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:19,696 No more pictures! 93 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:20,991 You'll ruin their reputation. 94 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:22,889 I implore you, no photos! 95 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,428 Really, no more pictures. 96 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,664 I gotta go! See ya'! 97 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,000 Alright, we better go too. 98 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:31,804 Have a goodnight. 99 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:32,874 Hey, you too! 100 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:49,893 Dude! 101 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,027 What's with the skirt? 102 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:53,619 Violet? 103 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:55,925 Hey, I'm almost done. 104 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,393 I'm waiting behind the shrub. 105 00:05:58,725 --> 00:05:59,669 Ok. 106 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:00,804 She's my roommate. 107 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,465 Yeah, you know man that's a little weird actually. 108 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:06,575 Is she watching us? 109 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:07,843 She's harmless. 110 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,773 Fag hags, Jesus! 111 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:11,915 Hey! 112 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,416 More respect. 113 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,442 She's the last one. 114 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,440 <i>Welcome to Frisky Friends</i> 115 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,098 where <i>singles unite!</i> 116 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:40,705 <i>You have 3 new Frisky Friends!</i> 117 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,573 <i>Salome, you sound just like my mother.</i> 118 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,046 <i>Mather and I enjoy lung country drives...</i> 119 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,147 <i>Message deleted.</i> 120 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,948 <i>Next message.</i> 121 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,816 <i>Hi Salome, I'm looking for a committed,</i> 122 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,582 <i>lung term relationship with...</i> 123 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,091 <i>Message deleted. Next message.</i> 124 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,660 <i>It's mailman.</i> 125 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,990 <i>I'm dying ta get in a hut session before we meet.</i> 126 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:09,832 Mn Mailman. 127 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:11,541 It's Salome. 128 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,038 Got a delivery for me? 129 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,414 <i>Another very big package.</i> 130 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,748 <i>What are you wearing?</i> 131 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,078 Just two drops of Chanel Number 5. 132 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,523 Still off today? 133 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:33,897 You wanna chill? 134 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,602 Let's go to Coney Island and ride the Cyclone. 135 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,809 Yeah, let's do that. 136 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,018 So, how was Audrey's reception? 137 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,222 She was so happy. 138 00:08:00,513 -->...
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